I
dropped my mom off today and as I was leaving an old car caught my eye. It was
a two toned 1980's Cutlass Supreme. Immediately I was taken back to my youth as a friend of mine, Lisa drove this exact same car. I couldn't help but laugh a little to
myself because I'm about to tell you a story which could only happen to me.
It
was the spring of '91 and I had made a new friend from my volleyball team,
turned out she was a cousin on my dad's side. Her name was Lisa and she had
just moved back to town from the big city. I soon discovered that Lisa was a
lot of fun and knew a lot of what I might call 'people I wouldn't normally hang
out with.'
As
a normal 16 year old, I was going through all of the angst that any red blooded
teenager goes through. I made the bright decision to skip school and go to
visit a friend of Lisa's. The plan was to tell our parents we had a volleyball
tournament so that we could skip school and then head out to a neighbouring
city about 2 hours away. So we went ahead with the plan and all seemed well
until we got there. I know initially this doesn't sound all that big of a deal,
however Lisa's friend was an inmate and not only was I skipping school but I
was driving 2 hours out of town to go to a maximum security jail. Right about
now is when my mom is cringing because I don't think I've ever told her this
before. Sorry to break it to you like this mom, but you'll be happy to know
I've learned a lesson from this.
(Back
to the story...)
It
was so weird because I had never been to a jail before, we had to go through a
metal detector (like at the airports), get frisked (I think the cop enjoyed
this more than I did) and finally all of our belongings were out on display for
all to see (did I mention I carry tampons with me??) After being humiliated we
met with her friend behind a wall of bullet proof glass. Apparently contact is
not permitted. (That's ok, by this time I was too freaked out to want to shake
hands.)
After our timed visit was over and we
left one of the scariest places I have ever been in my life we headed for home.
On our way home we chatted about how we had fooled our parents and our plan was
a success...no sooner did we say that and there it was right in front of
us...my dad's truck. On a 4 lane highway 2 hours away from home my dad, brother
and grandfather were here. How could this be??? Immediately I ducked down
thinking no one saw me...
All
the way home I couldn't think of a lie good enough to tell my parents, Lisa
said that they would never catch on and that the volleyball tournament was
still the story she was sticking with. The 2 hour drive home was probably the
longest and most agonizing ride of my life.
Needless to say my parents found out, I
got grounded and to this day until now my mom only knew that I was in another
city. Yes, not one of my shining moments, was it smart...no. But at least it
cured me of EVER committing a serious crime.